Tuesday, 4 May 2010

Most Epic piece of Spam

I received this as a Skype message earlier today. Brilliant brilliant spamming!

Read this, you won't regret it! I especially love the part when it says "In a VERY LUCRATIVE business". EPIC.

Greetings, My name is Henry Machael Albart
Making this contact to you in good faith and hope that it will transpire into mutual relationship for now and in future to come .I am the eldest son of late Dr. Albart Machael a formal minister of finance and also a know politician in my country Serial Leone .

Presently i am in refugee camp in Ghana where am hiding for the sake of peace, It may interest you to know that i got your impressive information through my search for help and i decided to contact you for your assistance in partnership regards to transfer of my family deposited fund/valuable in a global security company in two sealed boxes. (1) 80KG kilos gold bar (2) Family Valuable box ,silver grey which contains sum of US $15 Million USD..I need this deposited fund to be transferred outside my territory for investment in your country . i cannot touch this money in the security company in Accra Ghana for you know am under a very tight situation .So after discussing with my surviving mother, we plan to send it to your country through a popular diplomatic courier service . So this is why I need you as a foreign partner.

Furthermore, am ready to release the documents to you and the authority to act on this deal as the benefice family foreign Investor to claim the deposited fund, because there is no how i can present myself now. These funds will be transferred for investment purpose. In a very lucrative business ventures.

My mother and I have agreed to offer you 30% out from our total funds deposited after the fund is finally transfer for investment for you as gratification.

Greetings and thanking you for your utmost secrecy.

Faithfully yours
Henry Machael Albart

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